My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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