I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
