i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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