Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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