Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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