ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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