I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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