would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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