Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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