she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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