so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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