Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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