i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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