You just made me feel so damn special
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing