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• (214): View more from Texas

  Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

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• (650): View more from California

  my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah

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  and she bought it?!?

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  yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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• (845): View more from New York

  maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style

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  Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (607): View more from New York

  Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  how did operation slutty penguin go?

  (619): View more from California

  pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE

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