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• (949): View more from California

  youre so sexy i want your bod

  (410): View more from Maryland

  dude, did you turn gay?

  (949): View more from California

  heather?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  this is jacob

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• (510): View more from California

  We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.

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• (650): View more from California

  Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  super hot butfun

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow

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  so basically your not goin out tonight?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  who said that?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  As long as you're not dating white guys again.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.

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• (530): View more from California

  I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up

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