So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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