Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
