quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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