On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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