He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There r osticjed everywhere
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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