I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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