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i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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