Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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