My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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