if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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