you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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