Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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