i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i came on her dog
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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