ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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