We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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