i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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