My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
