I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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