So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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