can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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