Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I came so hard my ears popped.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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