the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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