My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Watching her eat just hurts me
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My bed smells like the plague
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
