There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he was CRYING into my vagina
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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