ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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