Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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