walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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