I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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