mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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