Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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