Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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