One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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