it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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