It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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