some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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