Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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