i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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