Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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