she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it because I queefed?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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