I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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