You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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