i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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