the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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