GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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