but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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