batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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