I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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